Season 1 Episode 1/Transcript

This is the full transcript of Season 1 Episode 1.

Transcript

 * Earth: Hello guys and welcome by an new episode! This episode The future of The platets series! Enjoy!
 * Earth: Let's start!
 * Ganymede: I dont wanna be a moon anymore!
 * Jupiter: Okay, i'll give you independence
 * Ganymede gets independence from Jupiter.
 * Neptune: Uranus, i hate you so much! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Uranus: Are you speaking to my anus?!
 * Neptune: Shut up!
 * Uranus and Neptune have a war with each other.
 * Uranus loses the war and loses half of his land.
 * Mars: Hello potato-moons! can i eat you?!
 * Phobos & Deimos: No, no no!!! We don't taste really good!!!
 * Mars: I don't like moons!
 * Pluto receives some rings.
 * Pluto: Hurra!!!!! i got rings!!
 * Earth: Time to colonize on Mars!!!
 * Most of Mars gets colonized.
 * Titan: Titan can into independence!!!!!
 * Saturn: Have your independence
 * Titan gets independence
 * Callisto: Jupiter, can i have independence?!
 * Saturn: Yes! Give independence to him! Or we will declare a war on you! War or give Callisto independence! what do you choose?!
 * Jupiter: Okay, have your independence! *becomes mad*
 * Jupiter's red spot gets bigger.
 * Jupiter: My red is spot is getting bigger and bigger!!!
 * Jupiter's red spot: Independence!!!!!
 * Jupiter: *crashes*
 * The remaining part of Jupiter: They have fully destroyed me!
 * Europa: I'll join my new area in Jupiter!
 * Europa joins his area in Jupiter.
 * Europa: Better!
 * Earth: A few years ago, NASA discovered an new moon! The results said that the moon is 100% real! Also, the moon is very tiny!
 * 2016 HO3 appears.
 * Luna: Who is that new moon from Earth?
 * 2016 HO3: Hello, my name is 2016 HO3!
 * 2016 HO3: Nice to meet you!
 * Luna: Hello, my name is Luna!
 * Callisto: I wanna get some mass from my colony on Jupiter! Because I wanna get bigger
 * Jupiter and Saturn take the land that Callisto took for mass.
 * Saturn: Time to colonize on Uranus!
 * Uranus: What?
 * Saturn: If you don't want, I will declare a war on you!
 * Uranus: *sigs loudly*
 * Saturn takes the rest of Uranus' land.
 * Saturn: I'm very bored! I declare an solar system war!
 * Neptune: I'm bored too! Let's start the war!
 * The war starts with Earth, Saturn and Neptune joining.

Music

 * None

Trivia

 * This is one of the episodes where it got reuploaded.