Terraforming/Transcript

This is the full transcript of Terraforming.

Transcript

 * Earth: Hello! Welcome to a new season of the Future of our Solar System in Planetballs!
 * Earth: Enjoy!
 * Earth: We're sending humans to Mars right now!
 * Mars: Earth, they arrived successfully!
 * Earth: Good to hear that, Mars!
 * Ganymede: Yay! I'm now free-floating!
 * Titan: Same!
 * Pluto: Yas! I'm recognized as a planet again!
 * Eris: Why? I'm slightly bigger than you and I'm still recognized as a dwarf planet!
 * Pluto: Sorry Eris, can't do anything about it!
 * Neptune: Stop looking at me like that!!
 * Uranus: No, why should I?
 * Neptune: Grrr!
 * Neptune declares war on Uranus
 * Uranus loses


 * Uranus: Alright, I'll stop!
 * Mars: Yay! I'm now a terraformed planet!
 * Jupiter: My red spot is shrinking!
 * Red spot shrinks and disappears
 * Earth: I'm gonna terraform Venus and after that I will send humans to her!
 * Earth terraforms Venus
 * Venus: Yay!! Thanks Earth!
 * Earth: You're welcome!
 * Pluto gets rings
 * Pluto: Woohoo! Rings!
 * Earth: Europa, I'm gonna colonize you! What do you think about that?
 * Europa: I think that's fine.
 * Earth: Okay, thanks!
 * Earth colonizes Europa
 * Earth: Let's create an alliance!
 * Earth creates an alliance
 * Earth: Let's call it "Rocky Alliance"
 * Io: Can I join?
 * Jupiter: No, you can't! You're my moon which means that I rule over you!
 * Saturn: Let him join!
 * Jupiter: No!
 * Saturn: Ok, I declare a war!
 * Jupiter and Saturn have a war
 * Jupiter loses
 * Jupiter: I give up!
 * Saturn: Now let him join!
 * Jupiter: Ok..
 * Io joins the Rocky Alliance
 * Pluto and Eris merge into Eruto
 * Eruto: We merged! My name is Eruto!
 * Makemake: Let's create a dwarf planet alliance!
 * Haumea, Quaoar & Sedna: Sure!
 * Makemake, Haumea, Quaoar and Sedna create an alliance
 * Eruto: Can I join the alliance?
 * Makemake: You're not a dwarf planet, so no!
 * Eruto: Fine..
 * New dwarf planet discovered
 * 2076 BG12: Hi, I'm 2076 BG12! And I'm gonna join the dwarf planet alliance now!
 * 2076 BG12 joins the alliance
 * Saturn: I'm bored, let's start Solar System War 1!
 * Solar System War 1 starts, with Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Eruto joining the war

Music

 * Kevin MacLeod - Corruption

Trivia

 * This is the most viewed Season 2 episode. With 100K views as of June 2021.