Season 1 Episode 2/Transcript

This is the transcript for Season 1 Episode 2.

Transcript

 * Mars: I go out!
 * Mars turns terraformed
 * Neptune & Saturn: We go out too!
 * The war ends with Saturn losing his Uranus colony and Jupiter losing some of his land.
 * Neptune: I'll take some mass!
 * Neptune takes his colony into him as mass.
 * Venus: Oh no! Mercury is going to be crazy!
 * Mercury: I'll destroy everyone MUHAHAHA!
 * The sun notices this and gives Mercury a solar flare and he dies because of it.
 * While Mercury was floating away, The remnants of Jupiter, his red spot and Europa die.
 * Venus: Yay!
 * Jupiter comes back alive and takes Europa's and some of his red spot's land alongside Ganymede.
 * Saturn: I got a new moon!
 * Saturn: I call him: New Titan
 * Earth: Hey Venus! What do you think if i'm going to terraform you
 * Venus: It's great!
 * Venus turns terraformed
 * Venus: Thanks Earth!
 * Earth: You're welcome!
 * Neptune: I'll give independence to Uranus because i'm too big!
 * Uranus becomes free from Neptune.
 * Hey Luna and New Moon or what the heck you're called! What do you think if i'm going to terraform you?
 * Luna & 2016 HO3: Nice!
 * Luna and 2016 HO3 turn terraformed.
 * Mars: Oh no! Earth is going to terraform everyone!
 * Earth: Shut up Mars!
 * Mars: K
 * Jupiter: I have enough! I'm gonna annex every territory of you dumb planets and moons!
 * Jupiter gets his planet back fully.
 * An alien planet comes to the system.
 * Sun: And who are you?!
 * Alien planet: I'm an alien planet from a different solar system. Nice to meet you!
 * Sun: I'm going to burn you!
 * The sun burns the alien planet and his sunglasses by accident.
 * Sun: Nice! He's dead. But i burned by sunglasses to
 * Sun: I have to buy new sunglasses before i burn my eyes!
 * The alien planet disappears and the Sun gets a new pair of sunglasses.
 * Sun: These sunglasses are cool!
 * Mars: I will invent something that will unterraform planets and moons since there are humans on my planet!
 * 2 years later...
 * Mars: Nailed it! First, i will unterraform Luna if she wants it!
 * Luna: Of course i want that! i hate being terraformed!
 * Luna is back to her normal self
 * Luna: Thanks Mars!
 * Mars: You're welcome!
 * Ceres: Yay! independence! I'm Ceres!
 * Mars uses his invention on Earth and kills 3 Billion people.
 * Earth: Mars! you killed 3 billion people on my planet! Thanks!
 * Mars: Oops... Sorry! (Hehehehe)
 * Io: I'll join Jupiter...
 * Jupiter: Yes! I'm getting bigger!
 * Titan: I'll bould some colonies on Saturn!
 * Titan builds some colonies on Saturn.
 * Saturn: I losed a lot of mass!
 * Jupiter: Callisto! join me or death!
 * Callisto: *sighs*
 * Callisto joins Jupiter and he accidentally sucks Ganymede in him.
 * Jupiter: Oops... i accidentally sucked Ganymede
 * Mars uses his invention on himself.
 * Uranus: Let's have revenge on Saturn!
 * Uranus attacks Saturn and takes a bit of his land.
 * Saturn: I'm gonna remove my rings...
 * Saturn removes his rings.
 * Jupiter: I need some colonies too!
 * Earth: I wanna colonize Saturn too!
 * Earth colonizes Saturn and he dies.

Music

 * Kevin MacLeod - Sneaky Snitch

Trivia

 * TBA