Mass for Sale/Transcript

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Transcript

 * Greeney grabs a Mass for Sale sign.
 * Greeney: Mass for Sale!
 * Greeney: Nobody wants to buy some? Oki, I will until someone wants to buy it!
 * Rectangula comes back from Season 1.
 * Rectangula: Hi, I'm Rectangula and I'm back!
 * A bunch of asteroids spawn.
 * Asteroids: Hi, we're a bunch of asteroids, don't mind us!
 * Earth: Global Warming!
 * Earth gets global warming.
 * Earth: I'm gonna try and terraform Titan!
 * Titan: Yay!
 * 30 years later... Titan gets terraformed.
 * Titan: Thanks, Earth!
 * Uranus: Greeney?
 * Greeney: Yes?
 * Uranus: Can I buy some mass? I mean, Neptune took half of my mass..
 * Greeney: Oki, $5000 please!
 * Neperuto: Why are you talking about me?!
 * Uranus gives the money.
 * Neptune: REEEEEEEEEEE
 * Greeney: Thanks! I'll give you 5000 mass now!
 * Greeney gives Uranus the mass.
 * Greeney: Now you have to eat it for the mass to work!
 * Uranus: Okay!
 * Uranus eats the mass he was given and doesn't like it.
 * Uranus: Ew! That tastes like dust!
 * Uranus: But nevermind.. I'm growing bigger now!
 * Uranus grows.
 * Phobos and Deimos start to collide.
 * Phobos & Deimos: Oh no, we're colliding!
 * Phobos and Deimos collide into one.
 * Greeney: Hey Earth!
 * Earth: What's the matter?
 * Greeney: Can I join the rocky alliance?
 * Earth: Are you a rocky planet?
 * Greeney: No, a star -_-
 * Earth: You're joking right?
 * Greeney: Yeah.. but anyways, I'm rocky so I can join right?
 * Earth: Yeah, sure!
 * Greeney joins the rocky alliance.
 * Neperuto: Hey Greeney! I want mass too!
 * Uranus: What are you talking about? I took 5K mass and you're still bigger than me!
 * Greeney: How much do you want?
 * Neperuto: Let's do 1K for now!
 * Greeney: Alright, that's $1000 please!
 * Neperuto: Ok.
 * Neperuto gives the money which Greeney gives the mass and eats.
 * Mercury starts to evaporate.
 * Mercury: OH NO, I'M EVAPORATING!
 * Mercury burns and dies.
 * Callisto starts to get sucked by Jupiter.
 * Callisto: Oh no, Jupiter is swallowing me!
 * Callisto gets sucked into Jupiter.
 * A bunch of former-exoplanets join the system.
 * Three of the Former exo-planets: Hi, we're a bunch of former-exoplanets and we're now in this solar system!
 * The Unified Dwarf Planet: Hello..
 * Rectangula: I'm joining the Rocky Alliance!
 * Rectangula joins the Rocky Alliance.
 * Titan & Europa: Same!
 * Titan and Europa also join the Rocky Alliance.
 * Mars: I have something funny and interesting to tell!
 * Mars: Beings who live here are called "Martians" while they're just human!
 * Mars: That's because a lot of people associate "Martians" with "Aliens"!
 * Asteroids: *Collides*
 * MPCTA: Hi, I formed from the collision of the asteroids!
 * Earth: I'm gonna claim some parts on Jupiter!
 * Earth claims some parts on Jupiter.

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Trivia

 * This Episode is the first of the color planets if you consider Gray as one.