Season 1 Episode 20/Transcript

This is the full transcript for Season 1 Episode 20.

Transcript

 * KIR-87: Guys, let's merge into one giant planet!
 * Luna, Earth, Mars, New Mars, Lakoija and Rectangula: Sure!
 * They merge into POURP.
 * POURP: Hello, i'm Planet of United Rocky Planets, You can call me: POURP, or Pourp, you can't even fully see me! XD And i have a few huge islands!
 * POURP: I almost forgot, i'm almost as big as Ormadonnya!
 * A Planet called 55 Cancri E spawns.
 * 55 Cancri E: Hello, i'm 55 Cancri E!
 * Ormadonnya: POURP, why are you so big?
 * POURP: Because a lot of planets united with each other, so they formed me! That's why i'm huge!
 * Ormadonnya: Ok.....
 * Kepler & Blugolia: We'll join Gas Planet alliance!
 * Kepler and Blugolia joins the Gas Planet alliance.
 * 55 Cancri E: I want to join too!
 * Saturn: But you're a rocky planet!
 * 55 Cancri E: Oh ok..
 * Enceladus: Hello!
 * Saturn: Who are you?!
 * Enceladus: I'm Enceladus!
 * Saturn: Didn't you join me?
 * Enceladus: Yes, but i'm free now!
 * Saturn: Ok.
 * Nepluto: What?! How did i lose mass?
 * Uranus: Because you're stupid!
 * Saturn: Jeez, Uranus! Why are you so mean!
 * Uranus: This is not your business! Go interfere someone else!
 * Saturn: *BLEEP* I'M GETTING TIRED OF YOU AND YOU AND YOUR PERSONALITY!! I DECLARE WAR!!
 * Uranus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, bring it on!
 * Saturn and Uranus declare war.
 * Uranus loses and dies.
 * Saturn: Amazing!
 * Saturn gets rings from Uranus.
 * Saturn: Yay! I got new rings thanks to Uranus!
 * Acaltivat: Wait what? I orbit Saturn now?
 * Enceladus gets in Saturn's rings.
 * Enceladus: Oh no.. I'm in Saturn's rings!
 * Saturn rips Enceladus apart.
 * Saturn: Oops!
 * Ormadonnya expands more.
 * POURP: Darn it! Not again!
 * Ormadonnya expands even more and kills 806 billion people.
 * POURP: I hate you! 806 Billion people died!
 * Ormadonnya: I'm sorry, i can't help it!
 * Ormadonnya explodes.
 * Greeniun: Hello, i'm some green star which takes over the old suns place!
 * POURP: I hope you aren't such a loser like the other one..
 * Some countryballs come to POURP.
 * Oytargiese & Other Countryballs: Hello! Don't worry, we're here just for decoration! :)
 * One of the Countryballs: Seriously, it won't be a big change!
 * Oytargiese: Guys, i have an idea!
 * Oytargiese: Maybe countryballs could have a different textbox!
 * Jorania: Great idea! Oytargiese!
 * Oytargiese: Great! i already have a design!
 * Jorania: Can you show it to us and the viewers?
 * Oytargiese: Sure!
 * Oytargiese: This is our textbox!
 * Jorania: Wow, it looks great!
 * Oytargiese: Thanks, i worked hard on it!
 * Oytargiese thinking: Actually not, it's just blanco pink color! XD I didn't even work hard on it! I just want him to believe it! XD
 * Kepler: I'm leaving, i hate all of you!
 * Saturn: You traitor! I thought we worked together!
 * Kepler: No! You guys are stupid!
 * Saturn: Say that again, but right in my face!
 * Kepler: You are stupid!
 * Saturn: I declare war on you!
 * Saturn grabs a Ultra Killer.
 * A pop-up shows saying Ultra Killer! Looks like a phone lol
 * Saturn uses his Ultra Killer on Kepler and he dies.
 * Saturn: get rekt
 * He disappears.
 * POURP: I need to rebuild my grey parts...
 * POURP rebuilds his grey parts.
 * Ghostel: Hello, i'm Ghostel! I'm a ghost planet! Nobody can attack or do something to me! I'm invincible!
 * Jorania: Wow, a ghost planet! We need to explore more! on it!
 * Jorania sends some people to Ghostel and they die.
 * Jorania: Hey, you killed some of my people!!
 * Ghostel: I don't care!
 * Jorania: You're gonna pay for that!
 * Ghostel: Hahaha! You can't do anything to me!
 * Jorania: We'll see about that!
 * Oytargiese: Little interruption: Why don't you use our new textbox?!
 * Jorania: Oops, i'm sorry!
 * Jorania: You said we can't do anything to you? We'll see about that!
 * Ghostel: Okay! XD
 * Jorania grabs his computer and goes on nerdy
 * Jorania: Let's search something on Nerdy®!
 * He types in " how to kill a ghost planet".
 * Jorania: Ok, let's click on Enter!
 * *click* He presses Enter.
 * Only one result comes up which is Tell the ghost planet to go away.
 * Jorania: Interesting! Let's give it a try!
 * *Windows XP shutdown earrape intesifies*
 * Jorania puts his computer away.
 * Jorania: Hey Ghostel! Go away!
 * Ghostel: *becomes sad*
 * Ghostel dies.
 * Jorania: Wow, just wow! It actually worked!!

Music

 * Kevin MacLeod - Sneaky Snitch (Only when Jorania uses his Computer)

Trivia

 * Countryballs are used for the first time.
 * The Countryball text is used for the first time.
 * Ultra Killer is used for the first time.
 * This is the first appearance of a ghost planet.