Season 1 Episode 17/Transcript

This is the full transcript for Season 1 Episode 17.

Transcript

 * Kepler-69c spawns.
 * Kepler-69c: Hi, i'm Kepler-69c!
 * Mars: Go back to your own Solar System!
 * Kepler-69c: Ok...
 * Kepler-69c disappears.
 * Hydra spawns.
 * Hydra: Hi, i'm Hydra!
 * Jupiter: Ceres! You're inactive since part 5! What do you think of annexation by me?
 * Ceres: Ehm....
 * Ceres: Ok...
 * Ceres joins Jupiter.
 * Saturn: Let's colonize more!
 * Saturn fully colonizes B4CON.
 * B4CON: Oh no....
 * Neptune warms up.
 * Neptune: I'm warming up already!
 * Neptune fully warms up.
 * Neptune: Yay!!
 * Earth starts to flood.
 * Earth: Oh no! Some parts of me are flooding!!
 * Earth floods.
 * Saturn: Time to take mass!
 * Saturn takes the mass of B4CON.
 * Jupiter: Alternia, what do you think of annexation by me?
 * Alternia: Uhm.. Ok.. i'll join you!
 * Alternia joins Jupiter.
 * Jupiter: Make Jupiter great again!
 * New Mars: My new name is: New Mars!
 * Venus splits into herself and Anti-Venus.
 * Mercury splits.
 * Mercury: This is really bad....
 * Mercury turns into asteroids.
 * The asteroids crash into Earth.
 * Earth: That was bad!
 * Earth: Mars, can i colonize a bit on you?
 * Mars: Sure!
 * Earth colonizes Mars a bit.
 * Earth: Thanks!
 * Earth floods again.
 * Earth: Oh no.. some of my seas are flooding!
 * Earth's islands flood except the bottom.
 * Earth: Thanks, Mercury, for destroying me!
 * Mars: Wow, i look like i have grass and water on me! But i'm not habitable! XD
 * Blue Planet: I'm bored... I'm joining Jupiter!
 * Blue Planet joins Jupiter.
 * Earth: Anti-Venus!! Why are you in this alliance?! You're not allowed to because you hate us!
 * Earth: I declare war!
 * Earth attacks and kills Anti-Venus with a gun.
 * Venus: Thanks Earth!
 * Earth: You're welcome!
 * Venus: But the bad thing is that i lost a lot of mass!

Music

 * Kevin MacLeod - The Complex

Trivia
TBA